Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I impressed a doctor with my penis today.

Unfortunately this was not from its size but I like to think that it was a reward for all my hard work: he commented approvingly on how successfully I had banished my phimosis!

Allow me to set the scene: my mother booked a doctor's appointment for me to visit him and discuss my forthcoming hydrocele operation and ensure that I was fully satisfied with the arrangements, location and doctor in charge. In the interim time between her booking it and it occuring however the entire Beaugebloggery period elapsed and I made some discoveries I was worried about.

Firstly there were the pearly white papules but I was none to worried about them (neither was the doctor although he did correct my pronounciation from "Pay-Puools" to "PAPuools") but I also observed an elevated purple mark running along the top of my coronal rim in addition to some miniscule white spots on the top of my glans that seemed to be spreading.

I was concerned with these and feared deeply that the former might be some malicious yet unknown condition, or possibly even cancer (just to put things into perspective it is over one hundred times more likely for a man to get cancer of the breast than cancer of the penis but all the same I was not willing to take my chances) which would result in a circumcision. The latter I suspected to be a case of progressive BXO, which could also result in a circumcision.

Before going to the doctor's surgery I bathed (they have a bad enough job as it is without having whiffy genitals smelling of anal migration) and considered my earlier post on this blog, imagining how horrendous life would be if such a large source of pleasure was to end. Yet worse if it was cancer of the glans they might have been forced to remove that entire organ, a consideration which I could barely stand to contemplate. Furthermore considering the effort I had taken in evading all forms of preputal surgery the notion of requiring it amputated completely was made even less appealing by the realisation that all of my work utilising the Beauge Method would have been a mere waste of time and unworth the effort.

So with some tension in the air I strolled into the General Practioners office and asked the receptionist to check me in. She informed me that I was meant to be there an hour earlier and that I had missed my appointment, instructing me to sit down and await her checking of whether the doctor was still present.

This was something of a Twilight Zone moment for me because I had seen the appointment slip with my own eyes and it had clearly been marked 6.30 not 5.30. All the same I took my seat and was highly relieved when Dr. K. himself called me in.

I told him about my personal curing of my phimotic condition (not in any detail, I just informed him that it had happened really) and he cancelled the prepuplastory and then I informed him about my findings. He took me through to the inspection room after picking up a rather unflattering magnifying glass (although I swiftly realised the implication was not that I had a micro-penis that required visual amplification to be found but that he required a closer look to ascertain what certain growths or protusions might be).

I lay down and removed my jeans and retracted myself with reasonable ease, resulting in him remarking words to the effect that it was clear my phimosis was gone and the method had acheived its aim. I felt oddly proud at that point and on the way home I considered having "Approved by the NHS" tatooed along my shaft. So there we have it, doctor's approval of my victory over the phimotic state that had plauged me.

He informed me that the white spots coating the rim were indeed papules which I basically knew anyway but having it confirmed was nice. I pointed out the white spots and they were examined along with the purple protrusion.

He dispelled my concern in a few sentances saying that such irregularities are common and that they were unworthy or deserving of any form of treatment and would cause me no further harm whatsoever. This knowledge brought me a substantial level of relief as did the information provided on the doctor responsible for my hydrocele operation who apparently would do a good job and had been around for quite a while.

He also commented just after I redressed that my hydrocele was fairly substantial, I was uncertain whether to be embarassed or proud.

All in all it was a considerably different affair to the previous visit to the GP's and filled me with joy and relief. Now all I have is a single operation upon my testicles to rid me of the hydrocele (apparently medically speaking it was a very minor thing requiring only a very light anaesthetic although despite saying this Dr. K. acknowledged that it probably seemed a rather more major affair to me, which was a correct assertation) and then my genitals, the unluckiest pair ever, will provide me no discontent whatsoever.

Joy.

Foreskin: 2 Circumfetishists: 0

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I found this site through wiki tonight and I am very glad. I'm 20 now and had no idea that I had phimosis or that my wang was unusual in any way (I've only ever had my boyfriend and Americas porn to compare to). Though my case doesn't sound as bad as yours considering I can veiw my wangs head while flaccid I am still excited to know that my wang can be free of pain and upgraded to normality when erect. The full story is longer than that and probably uninteresting to others, so I stop.
Congrats on the curing of your condition and all that. (:

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Blogger Revamp said...

Well glad to hear I have helped!

Good luck with your curing, hope that it goes well and please share the full story!

Thanks for the congrats!

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi,

I found your blog through wiki. I just recently overcame my phimosis and I wanted to share my story.

I was diagnosed with it when I was 10 or 11 years old (I'm 36 now) by a school medical exam. My parents thought of surgery but our doctor, bless him, advised against it. He suggested what was probably the Beaugé method. Unfortunately he didn't explain it very well, leaving my parents with the idea that I should just soak in a hot tub and then it should work on the first try. Not surprisingly, it didn't.

In 36 years I have never been able to retract my skin. It didn't cause me pain or prevent pleasure. I should probably also add that I *never* experienced any ill effects from not being able to perform the supposedly necessary daily scrubbing. But it did add to my sexual insecurities. So sometime last May I started looking on the net for information - I wasn't exactly sure yet what my problem was - and determined that I probably suffered from phimosis. I considered the beaugé method, but it seemed difficult; my skin is sensitive and getting a strong enough grip on it to stretch would be painful, whereas stretching over the glans compressed the latter quite uncomfortably. I ended up buying a glansie online. While this thing could do with some serious improvements, it did work: less than a month after getting it and using it twice daily, I was able to expose my glans for the first time in my life. I'm probably still not completely there with retracting it while fully erect, but I'm confident now I'll not be needing any knives near my thing to overcome this.

I think the stretching achieved two things: for one it did obviously stretch the skin opening, but I think perhaps more importantly was that it "desensitized" the skin to the stretching, making the pain more bearable to the point where it is now almost gone.

Anyway, good luck to anyone who wants to overcome this too. I was pessimistic about it, but it *can* be done if you try, as revamp's and my experience show.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Original poster says:
Well, the story is actually rather long, but through sexual contact with my partner (rather painfully alot of the time) the foreskin was often stretched. It was mainly to do with condoms, which I no longer use (naughty!). That basically has given me a head start to curing this. Anyway, the actual story. My boyfriend once hurt his wang masturbating when he was younger causing it to go over his wangs head and tore a portion of his foreskin. It was too painful for him to move it back to a neutral position, so he left it alone (apparently it didn't strangulate, thank god). It healing must have allowed it to stretch a bit and seeing as a normal penis is so similar to a circumsised one he actually thought he had circumsised himself. That doesn't seem silly to a child I guess... Anyway, so I compared my wang to his when I started going out with him, I presumed mine was a normal uncut wang and his was some form of pseudo-cut wang. He agreed. I dunno if that sounds like rambling. I am sure that he would kill me for telling this story.
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Wow Mike, that really is an interesting story, thanks for sharing.

You too anonymous, it is always good to hear of other people getting over this of their own accord and although I can imagine that the Glansie must have been fairly unpleasant to use it beats surgery, especially amputation.

Pity about that doctor though...

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