Sunday, April 23, 2006

An open email to Circlist:

Dear Gentlemen (and Ladies?) at Circlist,

On your website I read with interest the following passage which you appear to have placed in a large, coloured font seperate from the rest of the text, presumably in an attempt to emphasise it:

"A tight prepuce (foreksin) CANNOT BE CURED by stretching because small splits or tears which heal with scarring, make the condition worse than before. The only acceptable cure for a tight or phimotic foreskin is circumcision."


I find it rather worrying that this passage, especially the last sentance, received such prominence for the factual content is incorrect. I know this from personal experience: I cured my own phimosis using exclusively the Beauge's Method and I am now able to retract my foreskin over my penis even while fully erect. This was not a painful process in the slightest and in fact only required modification to my masturbatory habits. Even this caused me no discomfort and I actually find the new technique more stimulating. I did not require any form of surgery and I have not risked any of the complications which can occur during circumcision.

A catalogue of my efforts can be found here: http://beaugeblog.blogspot.com and if you believe my evidence to be overly annecdotal then please read the original study here:
http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/beauge/


I think you will agree that this is conclusive evidence for the lack of veracity of that paticular passage of your website and I hope that you remove it and replace it by providing information on the Beauge Method as an viable and undoubtably enjoyable alternative to circumcision for sufferers of Phimosis.


Yours sincerely,

James H

(email ends)

I am hoping for a reply and I shall inform you of whether or not I recieve one.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Goat said...

Ain't misinformation great? (He said sarcastically)

I certainly hope your email gets them to change the information they have up on their site. People tend to be idiots and think that any information presented in an authoritative manner must be true. Otherwise why would they put it up on their site? (Wide-eyed naive look)

And as for spontanious masturbation, I keep a supply of the stuff mixed in a squirt-bottle. It's powdered mainly so you can vary the viscosity to what is needed, shelf life, and possibly it makes it cheaper (not sure about that, just a theory). You don't have to keep it powdered until you're ready to use it and only then mix it.

4:30 AM  
Blogger Revamp said...

Ain't misinformation great? (He said sarcastically)

It has really made me think the best of the freedom the Internet gives you to say whatever the fuck you want and get away with it...

I certainly hope your email gets them to change the information they have up on their site. People tend to be idiots and think that any information presented in an authoritative manner must be true. Otherwise why would they put it up on their site? (Wide-eyed naive look)

To be honest I was just plain worried when I read some of the stuff that they have on there.

When it got to statistics I had to apply my little litmus test: does this group actually explain what the fuck that vague and basically inane "UTI 10% infection rate" statistic is even meant to mean before declaring it a reason for circumcision?

The answer was no. As always.

At times I must admit that almost every anti-circ organisation becomes just a little too shrill for my tastes. The whole "Ridged Band" thing is a little dubious for my tastes as well, since throwing unfactual information at an argument that is basically already fully won does not seem too tactical. But I certainly prefer this to lying directly and blatantly with a straight face.

And do you know what you found this site listed as in The Guardian, the second most liberal national paper we have over here?

"No-nonsense website"

Alas, I doubt I am going to change anything to do with that organisation.

And as for spontanious masturbation, I keep a supply of the stuff mixed in a squirt-bottle. It's powdered mainly so you can vary the viscosity to what is needed, shelf life, and possibly it makes it cheaper (not sure about that, just a theory). You don't have to keep it powdered until you're ready to use it and only then mix it.

The part where they responded to the question of circumcision and masturbation with a single annecdotal quote just made me downright confused: is a kid saying that his circumcision stopped him masturbating somehow meant to be a good thing? And does it really answer the question?

Anyway, your solution sounds plenty convenient. A little messy though, I generally just go at it unassisted and mop up the mess but it sounds like you would have to go in for a full-on wipe down afterwards... Or wash it off perhaps?

Just curious. But then, it is not like this would be the most revealing thing that you've ever told me anyway...

;)

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Goat said...

It actually cleans up pretty easily. A wet cloth or paper towel is all I really need.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Quick Draw said...

Also found this blog through Wikipedia ;)

I would never have thaught of starting a blog about Phimosis and my mission to get rid of is. But it is such a greate Idee!

I still havn't found a this at any of my friends or any of my partners.(yes I'm gay)

But, I have cahnged my masterbating method since last night. Never really noticed there was a diferance between me beeting of and anyone else till this blog.

thanx bud ;)

3:09 AM  
Anonymous The man! said...

So did you have before and after shots taken?

3:15 AM  
Blogger Revamp said...

It actually cleans up pretty easily. A wet cloth or paper towel is all I really need.

Good to hear!

Also found this blog through Wikipedia ;)

I am starting to thing that maybe even I did...

I would never have thaught of starting a blog about Phimosis and my mission to get rid of is. But it is such a greate Idee!

Thanks! I am really glad that you enjoy the site!

The whole thing started over on a forum that me and The Goat both post on where we started a thread dedicated to perviness to stop it spewing over the rest of the threads and getting us both yelled at.

I decided to mention this and catalogue my efforts and then thought that perhaps a wider audience might be reached via Blogspot. I like to think that it both educates and entertains.

I still havn't found a this at any of my friends or any of my partners.(yes I'm gay)

Did you not notice from the fact that your boyfriends could roll it right back? Or were all the poor boys cut?

But, I have cahnged my masterbating method since last night. Never really noticed there was a diferance between me beeting of and anyone else till this blog.

It was very strange for me too, I just tried what I found instantly pleasurable and my old random rubbing technique seemed to do the trick.

Now however I find pumping far superior, especially when I get a nice big spurt.

Good luck with solving your problem! Let us know how you get on...

Maybe you could get a partner to help you out a little? That might be fun for both involved.

thanx bud ;)

No problem! Just glad I was of some help...


So did you have before and after shots taken?

LOL! I actually considered that but I do not have a digital camera...

I might take photos before and after my other problem (a pretty severe hydrocele) is cleared up, there should be quite some variation considering the size of the damn thing and it might be fun to compare once I have recovered.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous The man! said...

Damb. would have been cool to see how much it streched.

Defenately have to post before and after for that! would be cool and very scientific!

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Quick Draw said...

What I ment was that non of my friends or partners had phimosis. Which is wierd because it is very common.

It is also very wierd that I have only gad 1 boy that was cut, my x is juish(poor bitch)

Will let you know how I do.

I do think you are rite though, I do need to get someone to help me out with the masterbating. ;)

5:20 PM  
Blogger Revamp said...

Damb. would have been cool to see how much it streched.

Actually it looks much the same, only difference being how far I can get it down. A day by day comparison definetely would have been cool but the problem of finding a site willing to host such pics (especially considering my age) would be a tricky one.

Defenately have to post before and after for that! would be cool and very scientific!

I doubt I will ever forget how utterly massive the growth has become but it would be good to have a visual record.

What I ment was that non of my friends or partners had phimosis. Which is wierd because it is very common.

It is indeed. Perhaps they did at one point but had it sorted out? Or else just a coincidence...

Depends on how many you have had I guess. :P

It is also very wierd that I have only gad 1 boy that was cut, my x is juish(poor bitch)

Are you living in the US? If so then that was pretty low odds although rates are lower than you would think over there (sorta mid to high fifties) but if you in the UK or some other non-America location then I can imagine that happening easily though.

The whole Judaism thing is an interesting point though... On the one hand I can imagine that if you think an all-powerful and occasionally pretty vengeful God wants you boy's skin then you would be pretty to keen to give it to him but on the other just because you have been doing something wrong for thousands of years does not make it right.

All in all I really wish they left the decision until the child was old enough to make his own choice on whether or not he believes in the Covenant, i.e. a little older than eight days.

Still, gay Jews get it better than most I suppose: at least they can just dock in a goy fella, close their eyes and fantasise that they only had a Bris Shalom.

Will let you know how I do.

Thanks! Best of luck to you...

I do think you are rite though, I do need to get someone to help me out with the masterbating. ;)

I can imagine that be highly satifying for both involved: you get your problem solved and, of course, lots of hand-jobs while they get to reveal parts of you which have never been seen before and get to be the first ones to play with all exposed.

As for getting them to do it, just tell them than they are saving you from amputation...Only a monster could say no!
:D

6:03 PM  
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